sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

baby-snails:

lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened

carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

(Source: lawebloca)

sluttydilf:

tha-contender:

emiliogorgeous:

MSNBC Lockup Raw

Suck him up through the gate so he know it’s real

Real fuckin love

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

(Source: beezinthetraps)

iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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comediva:

accurate

westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

(Source: westindianlows)